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itsxandy:

ileolai:

thethornofcamorr:

nephilim-swansong:

release—the-bats:

radhomo:

my new favorite color

same

they made something darker than black!

"That," he said, "that … is really bad for the eyes …"
Ford looked. He too stood astonished.
It was a ship of classic, simple design, like a flattened salmon, twenty yards long, very clean, very sleek. There was just one remarkable thing about it.
"It’s so … black!" said Ford Prefect, "you can hardly make out its shape … light just seems to fall into it!"
Zaphod said nothing. He had simply fallen in love.
The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it.
"Your eyes just slide off it …" said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip. (The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, Ch 19)

this is so fucking metal

blacker than the blackest black times infinity

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is 0.035%. 0.035% more black.

itsxandy:

ileolai:

thethornofcamorr:

nephilim-swansong:

release—the-bats:

radhomo:

my new favorite color

same

they made something darker than black!

"That," he said, "that … is really bad for the eyes …"

Ford looked. He too stood astonished.

It was a ship of classic, simple design, like a flattened salmon, twenty yards long, very clean, very sleek. There was just one remarkable thing about it.

"It’s so … black!" said Ford Prefect, "you can hardly make out its shape … light just seems to fall into it!"

Zaphod said nothing. He had simply fallen in love.

The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it.

"Your eyes just slide off it …" said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip. (The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, Ch 19)

this is so fucking metal

blacker than the blackest black times infinity

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is 0.035%. 0.035% more black.

underscorex:

therobotmonster:

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

image

This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

There’s something about the art style here that makes me read this as Benson, Rigby and Mordacai from Regular Show.

This isn’t a bad thing.

pfft. Steve grew up in the NYC hood in the Depression. Dude probably knows slurs that we’ve forgotten.

Steve grew up in the one of the biggest gay neighborhoods in NYC during the depression (both in 616 and the movies, awesomely enough), and then was in the army during World War II.

You’ll have this tape and you’ll use it

Chris Christie on why he won’t answer policy questions. (via think-progress)

Everyone remember when Team Romney used this excuse for not having any policies or plans they would lay out during the 2012 election? This is apparently the Republican playbook now: just straight up say, “No, I won’t tell you what I plan on doing with the power I’m asking for, because if you knew, you wouldn’t give it to me.”

(via blue-author)

So you’ll just have to pass the bills to find out what’s in them?

(via obshasatumbleriguess)

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it – away from the fog of the controversy.

Y’know, because of the rampant, blatant, outright lies being perpetuated about what was actually included in the bill, when the people claiming that the bill was horrible even bothered to cite a reason why they objected to it in the first place.

And as it turns out? When you explain the contents of the bill to people without identifying it as Obamacare, people widely supported it and still support it… even if they still widely object to it when it’s referred to as “Obamacare.”

But hey, Republicans needed a verbal gaffe to turn into a meme, and who’d let a little thing like context or truth get in the way of discrediting one’s enemies?

(via awa64)

Dude. I am far from Republican. That is a hurtful label and you should be fucking ashamed for flinging it at people like that.

I’m just noting that both Team Red and Team Blue seem reticent to come out and say what it is they want, for fear of the other team having more time to attack it before they can shove it down everyone’s throats. The point is not Team Red is better than Team Blue, it’s that the game is stacked to discourage discourse for the benefit of both teams while the folks in the stands wave their stupid signs in the background and boo at their chosen heel.

And you are a total fucking mark.

(via obshasatumbleriguess)

I never called you a Republican.

Being a mark requires that a person be unaware of what’s going on. Unaware that they’re a mark.

The voting system rewards incumbency. It encourages big-money donors. It mathematically pushes toward a two-party system that nobody’s happy with. And the current news cycle currently rewards an obsession with gaffes and sound-bytes and who’s “winning” over actual policy debates.

The theater of politics sucks. It’s easy to be jaded by it, to write it off as worthless because both teams are functionally interchangeable. But in a system where you’re a participant whether or not you choose to be, where one side benefits from boosting voter turnout while the other benefits from suppressing it, where both sides have distinct policy differences, and where the winners get to write the rules and pick the referees, the biggest mark of all is the person who’s convinced they’ve got it all figured out. The rube who knows that both sides are the same, looking for an excuse to justify their cynical apathy, to convince themselves that participation doesn’t change anything so their decision to check out doesn’t change anything either.

You’ll have this tape and you’ll use it

Chris Christie on why he won’t answer policy questions. (via think-progress)

Everyone remember when Team Romney used this excuse for not having any policies or plans they would lay out during the 2012 election? This is apparently the Republican playbook now: just straight up say, “No, I won’t tell you what I plan on doing with the power I’m asking for, because if you knew, you wouldn’t give it to me.”

(via blue-author)

So you’ll just have to pass the bills to find out what’s in them?

(via obshasatumbleriguess)

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it – away from the fog of the controversy.

Y’know, because of the rampant, blatant, outright lies being perpetuated about what was actually included in the bill, when the people claiming that the bill was horrible even bothered to cite a reason why they objected to it in the first place.

And as it turns out? When you explain the contents of the bill to people without identifying it as Obamacare, people widely supported it and still support it… even if they still widely object to it when it’s referred to as “Obamacare.”

But hey, Republicans needed a verbal gaffe to turn into a meme, and who’d let a little thing like context or truth get in the way of discrediting one’s enemies?

underscorex:

oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/6867/
last modified 1999-04-17 14:38:58

Excellent use of the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons font.

ITC Benguiat, also used for the titles of Star Trek: Generations and Star Trek: First Contact.

underscorex:

oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/6867/

last modified 1999-04-17 14:38:58

Excellent use of the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons font.

ITC Benguiat, also used for the titles of Star Trek: Generations and Star Trek: First Contact.

megabeeprime:

underscorex:

apocalypse-polakiewicz:

Mike Geiger via XombieDIRGE

THESE ARE GREAT.

Oh, yeah!

I’m curious what apps these would represent.

Hulkbook

Snakechat

Rodify

Humblr

George “The Instagram” Steele

madameatomicbomb:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

Did Tony Hawk just shout, “OH JIMINY!” 

Because I’m pretty sure he did.

Top .gif: Bob Burnquist landing the first Christ Air Backflip at a Nitro Circus Live event in 2011.

Bottom .gif: X-Games Barcelona 2013.

underscorex:

wcwworldwide:

Paul E. Dangerously Wants YOU For the Dangerous Alliance - Inside Wrestling [April 1993]
Happy 4th of July!

That ridiculous phone is up there with Jim Cornette’s tennis racket and Jimmy Hart’s megaphone as Great Manager Props.

Paul Heyman may be the only person in professional wrestling whose on-screen persona is a toned-down version of who they are in real life.
He was on two episodes of Chris Jericho’s podcast, recently, and told a story about how he got started in show biz. He bluffed his way to promoting Friday Night Events at Studio 54, in 1984, before he was even old enough to get into Studio 54.

underscorex:

wcwworldwide:

Paul E. Dangerously Wants YOU For the Dangerous Alliance - Inside Wrestling [April 1993]

Happy 4th of July!

That ridiculous phone is up there with Jim Cornette’s tennis racket and Jimmy Hart’s megaphone as Great Manager Props.

Paul Heyman may be the only person in professional wrestling whose on-screen persona is a toned-down version of who they are in real life.

He was on two episodes of Chris Jericho’s podcast, recently, and told a story about how he got started in show biz. He bluffed his way to promoting Friday Night Events at Studio 54, in 1984, before he was even old enough to get into Studio 54.

itswalky:

adelightfultedium:

I have no idea what I just made, but I think it wants to murder everything. #bmog

itswalky:

adelightfultedium:

I have no idea what I just made, but I think it wants to murder everything. #bmog